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The Fat Blokes Are Back!

Happy New Year all, we hope you had a great start to the year. We certainly have.

As you’re all aware, we took a bit of a break over the Christmas period. We engaged in all the festivities of course. Did we stuff our faces? Yes. Did we drink a lot? Bigger yes. But we were also very busy creating some new signs for you all.

Bit of an update on what’s coming, we’ve uploaded some new signs to the site for you all. We still offer bespoke bar signs so if you don’t see anything you fancy you do have the option to make your own bespoke bar signs.

The new signs are as follows:

We’ve got bigger plans coming, as always, and we’re currently working on a boatload of more signs to add. Our plan is to add around another 30 signs in the next couple of months, so keep your eyes peeled for more Fat blokes’ stuff that is definitely on the way.

Other news

As some of you may know, we work very closely with our friends over at Pub Shed Radio and are always looking for ways to help them out and do something fun. Very soon we will be launching a new range of merch with Pub Shed Radio. Our Disc Jockey range of T-Shirts will be available to purchase in collaboration with PSR. All of the profits will be going back into the station to support its running, so any support is very much appreciated

If anyone isn’t aware, Pub Shed Radio is a radio station for the pub shed community to host and DJ from their home bars and pubs. They play non-stop music during the day with live presenters, specialist shows and live DJs in the evenings and weekends. If you’re keen to host or learn more, do get in touch with them. Everyone’s welcome! The merch is non-profit, and every penny goes back into supporting the station, DJs and presenters.



Moving on we’ve hit a milestone of 125 5* Google reviews! We are incredibly proud of this one and want to thank and each and every one of you for your business, support and creativity. For those who gave us glowing reviews, thank you the most, it is very much appreciated. For those who haven’t reviewed us yet… *cough* get a wriggle on so we can celebrate 200! Joking of course, we’re thankful for each of you and look forward to making more progress in 2022.

In February (15th) we’re celebrating our first birthday! Impressive, I know. Now, I’ll be honest, we’ve been two fat blokes a lot longer than just a year. But we have only became the Two Fat Blokes you know (and love) a year ago. We’re not sure exactly how we plan to celebrate yet, but once we do, you’ll be updated. It will be big, boozy, and brilliant though, I’m sure.

We do have a lot of exciting ideas for the year so you will certainly be hearing from us often with exciting competitions, collabs and other fun stuff.

So, that’s all from us for now, but we’re going to be very active on social media, blog posts, updates, and general TFB nonsense. We look forward to working with the lot of you and seeing all your sign ideas.

Here’s to a brilliant year drinking beer and supporting local businesses!

Thanks, Two Fat Blokes.

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