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Two Fat Blokes Big Birthday Bash!


Two Fat Blokes Bar Sign Emporium is officially turning one! We will be celebrating our first birthday in a big birthday celebration from 18th March – Sunday 20th March.

Across this celebration we will be providing free T-shirts to every PSR DJ to give away on their shows via Pub Shed Radio!

We will also be doing a quiz on the Sunday night with a special round of questions all about Two Fat Blokes. The winner will get a £100 voucher to be spent at the TwoFB shop.

During this event, every purchase of PSR merchandise gets a free ‘booster’ gift. This will be another PSR bit of merchandise and can be as small as a sticker, or as big as a clock.

Our Achievements

Before the big celebration begins, we’d like to have a small recap of all we’ve accomplished in just one year of business.

We started in the humble garden shed and have yet to move from there. Inside our shed we have made over 1000 bar signs, with an impressive back catalogue of over 150 fantastic designs. We design and manufacture all our signs in house. So, if you’re buying a Two Fat Blokes bar sign, you’re buying the best.

We’ve had a lot of interest in our bar signs and proudly ship across the globe, as far as Australia, Canada, Greenland, and South America.

We’ve got involved with Pub Shed Radio and are very proud to work alongside them regularly. With them we run the Pub Shed of the Year competition, as well as loads of other giveaways and competitions. 

And best of all, we are rated 5 stars on every platform!

If you’re not familiar with us yet and the crazy, wonderful bar signs we have to offer, a list of our most popular signs are below.

And our top searches are

  • Dog
  • Monkey
  • Pug
  • Churchill

Our birthday quiz will be all things TwoFB, so if you’re not familiar and want a chance at winning the £100 voucher, you better start studying the TwoFB site and Facebook for clues. As mentioned above, between the 18th and 21st March, we will be taking over the pub shed radio station for the Two Fat Blokes Big Birthday weekender.

Over this weekend we will be giving away loads of free stuff to celebrate our first birthday, including a bar sign worth £100, Bar runners, T-shirts and the famous Shot O’clock clock!