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Two Fat Blokes - Christmas Update

Right, we’ve had an interesting year. Our ShedQuarters have been rammed with ideas, beers, and dog treats. We’ve built our business from the ground up and love seeing all of your pub sheds, and the funny names you give to them. We’re grateful for the year we’ve had and very excited for all that’s coming in 2022. With that in mind, we are taking a much-needed break over the festive period.

We stop taking orders on the evening of 7th December. Which means if you want Christmas delivery, your orders need to be in by then.

We aren’t just sitting back and relaxing though, don’t you worry. We are spending the next three weeks revamping our range of bar signs and personalised bar signs. We plan to add a whopping 40 more bar signs! Expect to see new home bar signs on our page, such as:

  • The Maggot Drowners Inn
  • The Curvy Pig
  • The Four King Arms
  • The Steam Inn
  • The Miners Inn
  • The Nut House
  • The Mutt’s Nuts
  • The Polar Ice Bar
  • The Soul Gorilla

And many, many more!

Our plans for the new year are to not only release more bar signs you’ll love, but we’ve also got some plans in the pipeline for some competitions and lots of opportunity to win some free gear. As well as the competitions with our good friends at Pub Shed Radio and of course, the highly esteemed Pub Shed of the year 2022!

If you fancy winning pub shed of the year in 2022, now’s the time to start prepping. We want to see the best of the best, the Mutt’s nuts if you will…

#FreeDonkey Competition

free donkey competition

To end a very eventful year we have yet again teamed up with our good mates, Pub Shed Radio for our final competition of 2021.

We’re running a #FreeDonkey campaign on Pub Shed Radio (PSR) and Facebook to have the station management remove the ban on DJ’s playing Dominic the Donkey. He’s currently in PSR jail!

We’d like all you fans and listeners to vote on Dominic’s fate here.

Your vote is either to #FreeDonkey or keep the bugger in jail. Each vote gives you the opportunity to enter a free prize draw with the opportunity to win £250 worth of Two Fat Blokes and Pub Shed Radio gear.

The comp is going to run for 23 days with £250 worth of prizes. The live draw for the winner, 2nd and 3rd will be on Christmas eve on Pub Shed Radio!

So, Merry Christmas and a Happy Holidays to all who celebrate and those who don’t. Make sure you have a drink for the Two Fat Blokes team, we’ll be having one for you lot with Mrs FB and Elvis in the Burma Star. See you in 2022 for all our usual bar signs, competitions, and chatter.


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