Please contact us on 0121 517 1520 to order over the phone or discuss a bespoke product.


Why Our Bar Signs Are The Best

We produce the highest quality bar signs and we do feel the need to shout about it. When you purchase with Two Fat Blokes Bar Sign Emporium, you’re buying the best from the best.

We design our signs in high resolution so that they look sharp and real, we don’t use clip art and web images, unlike our competitors. At Two Fat Blokes all artwork is ours, all concepts are our original ideas & designs.


High Quality, Durable & Waterproof Bar Signs

All our home bar signs are made using high quality rigid 3mm thick aluminium composite. Our signs are printed directly onto the aluminium face with latest technology professional flatbed printer. We use UV inks to produce super high-definition images and then seal them to fully protect them. Our techniques ensure the longevity of your bar sign. (Some of our competitors use a home print process called sub lamination on to very thin .45mm material and they don’t seal them, the result is very poor definition and flimsy signs that won’t last in the sun and rain.)

Our bar signs are especially durable for outdoor use: they are waterproof and UV proof, they won’t peel or fade – we guarantee it.


Our Machinery

We have invested in the best quality printer and CNC machine.

Our flatbed printer is a MIMAKI JFX200 -2531 capable of printing up to 2.5m x 3.1m in 6 colours...the Rolls Royce of printers.

We cut our own aluminium sheets to make our custom shapes to make our signs using a STEPCRAFT Q.408 CNC flatbed cutter, again capable of sizes up to 2.5m x 3.2m.

5-Year Warranty On All Signs

We are so confident of our products that all our personalised bar signs carry a 5-year warranty against defects.  (None of our competitors will give you anything more than a year – ask yourself why?)

We have completely bespoke options available as well as a massive back catalogue that we design inhouse. You cannot buy a TWOFB design from anywhere else.

We’re proud to serve customers around the world, Two Fat Blokes post internationally, as far as Australia, New Zealand, Jakarta, Canada, USA, South Africa, Germany, Poland, and Brazil. No matter where your home bar is, a Two Fat Blokes bar sign can be delivered.

We also don’t just stop at bar signs; to complete your garden bar we have matching coasters/runners available too.

Shop our range of home bar signs here.