Please contact us on 0121 517 1520 to order over the phone or discuss a bespoke product.


How To Order Your Bar Sign

How to order from Two Fat Blokes?

Ready designed personalised website range.

1. Pick your design, shape & size then fill in the bar name and any secondary text such as Established date then add to the shopping cart.

2. Add matching bar runners and coasters to complete the look.

3. Go to shopping cart and pay with your chosen payment method.

4. We will then send you an artwork proof to your email address in under 2 days. Reply to the email either to approve or request amendments. Please note that we will assume approval after 48 hours if we don't hear back from you.

5. Once we have received confirmation from you we will schedule manufacture.

6. Delivery - Free for all UK orders including Northern Ireland - Additional charges apply for the rest of the world - These are calculated at checkout.


Custom bar runner, Personalised bar runner. Bar sign, Pub signs, Sign printer, Printed signs, Garden signs, Custom Signs, London Signs, Birmingham Signs, Manchester Signs, Welsh signs, Scotland signs, bar signs, hanging pub signs.

Custom bespoke bar signs.

The process is the same for our fully custom bar signs as for personalised bar signs but you should email in the first instance so we can discuss your design and put together a design brief. There are additional charges for bespoke works that we tell you about when you email

What are the personalised bar signs made of?

High quality 3mm thick Aluminium Composite, printed with the latest technology UV inks, then sealed to fully protect your sign - They are extremely durable for the UK climate. They are waterproof and UV resistant. We offer a wrought iron bracket for hanging signs which is rated to 60KG so more than enough for our signs. In extremely windy exposed location we suggest you attach a safe chain at the bottom or take it down in storm force winds.

Most of our our competitors sign are made with lower cost materials, most of them print them on .5mm aluminum sheets,  they will fade over time unlike our personalised range which won't peel or fade.

How long will my sign take to arrive?

We will send you an artwork proof and as soon as you have approved the artwork the sign will go into our production schedule.  The sign will take up to 10 working days to manufacture plus shipping time. In the run up to Christmas it may take a few more days.

What guarantee do you offer?

All of our personalised bar signs carry a 5 year warranty against defects. Our 
Runners, coasters, T-Shirts, vinyls carry a 1 year warranty against defect

How do I clean my bar sign?

Bar signs can be cleaned using a soft cloth and warm soapy water.

Can I return a personalised bar sign if I change my mind?

Our home bar signs are made to your order and are all custom and cannot be returned or refunded unless faulty.

Damaged or faulty products.

If your sign is damaged in anyway when you receive it then please email or phone 07402393739 and we will replace the damaged goods straight away.


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