Please contact us on 0121 517 1520 to order over the phone or discuss a bespoke product.


Terms of service

Two Fat Blokes print what you ask us to print so once you've asked us to proceed we will - Ya can't change it

We print is as you type it so if you spelt it wrong then we assume that's what you wanted. So check what you've asked for before you press GO.

We're open minded but we may reject offensive or hateful text or images. If we do then we will refund your order.

Copyright - All artwork is ours, if you want ownership of the artwork then ask us how much while sitting down with a large drink.

We will change the layout to suit the shape and size of the sign with your text. If you prefer to see what it looks like before we make it then ask for a proof of print.

By placing your order you agree to terms and conditions obviously.

The Boring legal stuff does not affect your statuary rights.

We try hard to make the site accurate and correct but we receive the right to change terms and conditions and amend as we want.

If we make a mistake on the website we're sorry so suck it up snow flake.

Are you still reading the terms and conditions or like 99% of landlords did you just click Ok on the terms and conditions and agree to whatever we put in the terms and conditions.

Birthday cake clause - By purchasing from two fat blokes sign emporium you agree to provide a birthday cake for the two fat blokes in the weekend closest to their birthdays, which are April 28th and February 17. Vanilla cake is not acceptable.

Mortal Soul Clause -You grant us a non-transferable option to claim, for now and for ever more, your immortal soul. Should we wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your immortal soul, and any claim you may have on it, within 5 (five) working days of receiving written notification from or one of its duly authorised minions.

Herod Clause - The purchaser agree's to assign their first-born child to us for the duration of eternity. 

TwoFB Clause - We don't want birthday cake, Mortal souls or First borns so won't won't enact these causes - We make bar signs that's it.