Two Fat Blokes Ltd - Our story - We're Two.
Once upon a time there were Two Fat B@2t5!ds... We mean blokes. Many, many moons ago, the fat blokes were working for a big marketing agency, working on large accounts for some big brand names. One of the fat blokes, Matt, was the design wizard. While the other fat bloke, Ash, produced and installed the designs all over Europe.
After working closely together for years, the fat blokes became good friends, often bonding over their love of beer, indie rock, and their design ideas.
The Two Fat Blokes was born out of a simple idea – To make the Best Bar Signs on the Planet – Judging by our google reviews we think we’ve hit that goal. We started in our humble garden shed and have yet to move from there. Inside our shed we have made over 4000 bar signs, with an impressive back catalogue of over 1000 fantastic designs. We design and manufacture all our signs in house. So, if you’re buying a Two Fat Blokes bar sign, you’re buying the best. Fat Mat the graphics wizard and Fat Ash started Two Fat Blokes during Covid when we were made redundant, we started TWOFB.com from our ShedQuarters where we still are. Matt designs and Ashley sells and makes them, we’ve added our sister Lisa who looks after the Bar Runners, Coasters & T Shirts.
We now sell our bar signs across the globe, as far as Australia, USA, Canada, India, and South America. The USA has turned out to be a huge market for us with signs shipping daily to the states. We even offer free shipping to the USA & Europe.
We’ve got involved with Pub Shed Radio & Garden Pub Sheds & Nightclubs, we are very proud to work alongside them both. With them we run the Pub Shed of the Year competition which will be back in September.
And best of all, we are rated 5 stars on every platform! We must be doing something right. We’re also the only bar sign company to guarantee our bar signs for five years outdoors – None of our competitors are confident enough to offer this.
Two Fat Blokes Bar Sign Emporium is officially turning Two! We will be celebrating our second birthday in a big birthday celebration from Friday 7th April to Sunday 9th April.
Across this celebration we will be providing free Two Fat Blokes merchandise to every Pub Shed Radio DJ to give away on their shows via Pub Shed Radio! If you've not tried it then just ask "Alexa enable pub shed radio" - Come join in.
As mentioned above, between the 7th to 9th April, we will be taking over the radio station for the Two Fat Blokes Big Birthday weekender. Over this weekend we will be giving away loads of free stuff to celebrate our first birthday, Bar runners, T-shirts and the famous Shot O’clock clock!
A Special Thank You
The Fat Blokes have to thank Ash’s sister-in-law, Rachel, who sadly passed away due to Covid. Her bar build during covid was the reason we made our first bar sign and started Two Fat Blokes Ltd. Without her, the idea would have never been a reality. The Fat Blokes would not be complete without her input and their loyal team, including Liza, Mrs Fat Bloke (Susan), and Elvis the print shop pup. As well as our loyal and lovely customers, friends, and fellow pub Sheddies.
In loving memory of Rachel Turner 19/10/1975 - 13/1/2021
You touched our hearts xxx